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Feb 232012
 

The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets
that “help” get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

I am still looking for a place to live.

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Jan 202012
 

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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Dec 282011
 

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Dec 192011
 

Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”

Harry says, “My God. What’s the good news?”

The doctor says, “I’m kidding. She’s dead.”

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