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Apr 292012

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,
what have you usually done wrong?

A: Made her chain too long.

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Apr 282012

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have you done wrong?

A: Made her chain too long.

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Apr 102012

If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?

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Mar 252012

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”

HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.”

WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”

HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”

WIFE: “In the pool.”

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Mar 092012

Two men are discussing their lives.

One says, “I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.”

The other one says, “I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”