Jun 012025
 
Joke Of The Day: Two Swedes Fishing Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin’ in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin’ down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over six months.”

Ole sips his beer and says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”

 

 

 

 

May 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: Marriage A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Examination

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Apr 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Examination An elderly fellow was taken to the hospital for an examination of his circulatory system. When he got home, his wife asked what had happened.

He said, “They worked this gadget into my artery and up into my heart, and then they sucked out thirty years of chocolate cake.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: True Happiness

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Apr 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: True Happiness A couple is lying in bed.

The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”

The woman replies, “I’ll miss you!”