Tag: Marriage

“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”

You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

The rabbi replies, “Then you should get married”

The man asks, “will that help me live forever?”

Rabbi responds, “No, it will lessen the desire…”