Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin’ in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin’ down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over six months.”
Ole sips his beer and says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,