Joke Of The Day: The Examination

Joke Of The Day: The Examination An elderly fellow was taken to the hospital for an examination of his circulatory system. When he got home, his wife asked what had happened.

He said, “They worked this gadget into my artery and up into my heart, and then they sucked out thirty years of chocolate cake.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A New Wife

Joke Of The Day: A New Wife A wife asks her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”

He replies, “After a while, sure.”

“Would she live in our house?”

“I suppose so.”

“Use my car?”

“Maybe.”

“Sleep in our bed?”

“Probably.”

“Would she use my golf clubs?”

The husband pauses.

“No, she’s left-handed.”

 

 

 

 

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