Dad Joke Level 5000

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Feb 142016
 

At least somebody enjoys a good Dad joke.

Found someone finds Dad’s jokes funny…

Q: What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!!!

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Joke Of The Day: Marriage Math

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Jan 172016
 
Rubber Chicken A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”

“Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”