Joke Of The Day: Fat Cow

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Jan 122016
 
Rubber Chicken Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Eggs!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Beeping The Horn

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Dec 292015
 
Rubber Chicken One day while driving with my 4 year old daughter, I beeped the horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at me for an explanation.

I said, “I did that by accident.”

She replied, “I know that… ’cause you didn’t say YOU JERK afterwards!”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Worms

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Dec 222015
 
Rubber Chicken Jimmy’s chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produced a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Observe” he told his class as he began to put one of the worms in the glass of water. This worm swam about freely and looked as happy as can be.

He then put the second worm in the glass of whiskey and it to swam about for a moment but then started to shake and fell to the bottom dead.

“Now” he asked “What lesson can we learn from this experiment?”

“That’s easy,” replied Jimmy. “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”

 

 

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