Jokes Joke Of The Day: A Dinosaur April 18, 2025March 18, 2025 gags I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone. So… the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is pissed.
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Enlistment Questions April 17, 2025March 17, 2025 gags Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.” “Oh? And what does your father do?” “He’s in the Army, sir.”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: The Postman April 16, 2025March 16, 2025 gags The husband says casually to his wife, “I heard a rumor that the postman has slept with every last woman on our street except one.” The wife sniffs and says, “I bet it’s that snooty Priscilla Quinn in Number 6.”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Thanksgiving Every Day April 15, 2025March 15, 2025 gags In our house, we celebrate Thanksgiving every day. In other words, we eat too much and sit around watching TV.
Jokes Joke Of The Day: The Wife’s Question April 14, 2025March 14, 2025 gags My wife said, “Watcha doing today?” I said, “Nothing.” She said… “You did that yesterday.” I said, “I wasn’t finished.”
