Jokes Joke Of The Day: Lawyers February 18, 2025February 18, 2025 gags A angry man sits down at a bar and orders a drink. He mutters, “These lawyers are jerks… all the same…”. Sitting not too far, a man in a suit responds, “Hey, watch your mouth.” “Why, you’re a lawyer?” The man responds: “No, I’m a jerk.”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Stolen Credit Card February 17, 2025January 17, 2025 gags A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Married Men February 16, 2025January 16, 2025 gags Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Jokes Joke Of The Day: At the Doctor’s Office February 15, 2025February 14, 2025 gags I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when the doctor started yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on. She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots around here.
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Can’t Swim February 14, 2025January 14, 2025 gags Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim? A: A bulldozer!