Joke Of The Day: Where Do I Come From?

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Nov 222025
 
Joke Of The Day: Where Do I Come From? The little boy asked his father, “Daddy, where do I come from?”

The embarrassed father gulped and proceeded to go into a long-winded explanation of the birds, the bees, the stork, and anything else he could think of. Finally, the father turned to his son and asked, “Why do you want to know?”

“Oh,” he replied, “There’s this new kid in the neighborhood, and he’s from Nashville, and I just wondered where I came from.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: What’s Wrong With Me?

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Nov 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: What's Wrong With Me? The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: OCD

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Nov 182025
 
Joke Of The Day: OCD I don’t have OCD, I have CDO!

It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.