Joke Of The Day: Lumber Penance

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Nov 062025
 
Joke Of The Day: Lumber Penance A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional, he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.

“What did you take?” his priest asked.

“Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.”

“This is very serious,” the priest said. “I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?”

“No, Father, I haven’t,” the man replied. “But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dates

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Nov 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Dates A date is basically a job interview for sex.

Where everyone hides their resume, and some people haven’t even quit their last job.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Secret to Immortality

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Nov 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Secret to Immortality I once knew a guy who spent his whole life trying to find the secret to immortality.

His lasts words were, “Well, that’s not it.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Miracle Pill

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Nov 022025
 
Joke Of The Day: Miracle Pill An old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor gives the man a new miracle pill that will restore his ability to perform in bed. The old man is extremely happy.

“I must warn you,” the doctor urged, “at your age sexual activity can be very dangerous. I’m just saying, be careful.”

The old man shrugs and says, “Hey doc, if she dies, she dies.”