Old man goes to the judge to get his name changed. Judge asks for the reason for it.
Old man: “I’m old, I can’t keep up with the name anymore.”
Judge: “And what is your name?”
Old man: “John Hastings.”
Judge: “And what name would you rather have?”
Old man: “John Relaxings.”
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,