After much thought, I’ve decided I might have to divorce my wife. I mean, she’s out all night, hopping from bar to bar, hitting the clubs, and who knows what else… all just trying to find me!
A year-long argument was finally settled a few days ago with a conference in the Mayor’s office. The situation involved a double-booking of the Town Hall, with a computer trade show and a Shakespeare appreciation society performance. After hearing talks from both parties, the Mayor and the town’s entertainment committee discussed the matter and decided to let the Shakespeare appreciation society use the hall for their performance.
It just goes to show that “actors speak louder than nerds!”