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Joke Of The Day: Tony

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Dec 182025

Q: What do you call a dead Italian guy named Tony?

A: Rigatony.

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Dec 172025

I tried to eat a clock once… but it was too time-consuming.

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Dec 162025

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

“You aren’t so good in bed either!”, he shouted and stormed off to work.

By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?”

“I was in bed.”

“What were you doing in bed this late?”

“Getting a second opinion!”

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Dec 152025

Ralph goes to the doctor and complains that his hearing is getting worse.

“Describe the symptoms” says the doctor.

Ralph replies, “Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair”.

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Dec 142025

A man speaks frantically on the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”