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Joke Of The Day: Jim not John

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Dec 232025

I named toilet Jim instead of John.

People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.

Joke Of The Day: Dogs and Cats

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Dec 222025

A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans. The dog says “humans like use more; they even named a tooth after use, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.”

The cat smiled and says, “You know, you are not going to win this one”

Joke Of The Day: Childbirth Preparation

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Dec 212025

An expecting couple was at a childbirth preparation class along with other couples.

“All you mommies to be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial,” admonished the birthing coach. “And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt you to take time to go walking with your partners.”

One Husband: “Is it OK if she carries a golf bag?”

Joke Of The Day: A Clever Dog

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Dec 202025

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”

Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”

The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any papers!”

Joke Of The Day: Two Skeletons

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Dec 192025

Two skeletons used by the professor of anatomy found themselves stowed away in a dusty closet. After several weeks of boredom, one turned to the other and asked, “What are we doing shut up in here anyway?”

“Got me,” admitted his companion. “If we had any guts, we’d bust out of here.”

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