An Indian walks into the trading post one day and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or white cloud.
“White cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper,” says the Indian. “how much is it?”
“$1.00 a roll” the clerk replies.
“That’s pretty expensive,” responds the Indian. “what about the others?”
“Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll.”
The Indian doesn’t have much money so he opts for no name. within a few hours he’s back at the trading post.
“I have a name for the no name toilet paper,” he announces to the clerk.”we shall call it John Wayne.”
“WHY” asks the clerk.
“Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it takes no shit off an Indian.”