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Joke Of The Day: Rectum Stretcher
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A Progressive Politician was up on a stage, at a podium, giving a speech about the benefits of Obamacare & why everyone should be signing up.
A lady in the audience stood up & asked the Progressive Politician how Obamacare would benefit her at her job. The Progressive Politician, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What do you do?” “I’m a rectum stretcher”, the lady responded. The Progressive Politician stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?” “Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.” Then the Progressive Politician asked, “And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum?” The lady responded, “You place him on a stage, behind a podium, to give a speech about how good Obamacare is.” via iOwnTheWorld |
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