Jun 152018
 
Joke Of The Day: The Boss My boss pulled up to work today in a brand new Porsche.

As he got out of the car, I said to him “Ww, that’s a nice car!”

He notices my admiration and says “Well, you know what? If you work hard, meet deadlines, and put in more hours, I’ll have an even better one next year.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Ten Commandments

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Jun 132018
 
Joke Of The Day: The Ten Commandments God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’

The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’

And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’

‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’

‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments..’

‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’

‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’