Joke Of The Day: Excuse My French

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Jun 122018
 
Joke Of The Day: Excuse My French When I was a kid my dad would swear and then say, “Excuse my French”.

One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Saggy Boobs

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Jun 112018
 
Joke Of The Day - Rubber Chicken Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?

A: If we don’t get support soon, people will think we are nuts.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Getting The Worm Back In The Hole

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Jun 092018
 
Joke Of The Day: Getting The Worm Back In The Hole A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”

The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.”

The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your grandma.”