Joke Of The Day: Swanky New Restaurant

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Mar 282019
 
Joke Of The Day: Swanky New Restaurant A man and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant in town.

“Did you smell that food?” she asked..”it smells absolutely incredible!”

Being a kindhearted fella, he thought “What the hell.. I’ll treat her.”

So he walked her past it again.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Have You Read Marx?

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Mar 272019
 
Joke Of The Day: Have You Read Marx? Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship. The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?”

The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Chronic Vision Problems

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Mar 262019
 
Joke Of The Day: Chronic Vision Problems A man with chronic vision problems appeared to have his visual health declining quickly. He’d go to visit doctor after doctor, who had been prescribing him stronger and stronger prescription glasses. However, the degeneration of his vision was making him approach blindness, and he finally cracked and located a witch doctor in a rural neighborhood.

When he had explained his problems to the witch doctor, the doctor leaned his head back and laughed. “Why, it’s simple!” He brought out small white and red packets and handed them to the man. “Simply open these ketchup packets, squirt them into your eyes, and I assure you, you will once again see.”

The man did as told, and was suddenly surprised that his vision returned nearly instantly, and to perfection. Amazed, he exclaimed, “How did you do that?! I can see! I can see!”

​”Why, Heinzsight is 20/20.”

 

 

 

 

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