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Joke Of The Day: Time Travelers

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Mar 252019

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Mar 242019

My grandfather once told me that essays are like bikinis. Big enough to cover the subject, but small enough to keep it interesting.

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Mar 232019

Q: What martial art is done using only your feet?

A: Tofu.

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Mar 222019

Q: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

A: It goes back four seconds.

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Mar 212019

I spent a few hours by my wife’s grave today.

She thinks I’m digging a pond.