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This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table! Afterwards she said, “Thanks.” and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She giggled, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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