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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral…
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Jun 302019
Joke Of The Day: A Conversation With Grandpa
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Jun 292019
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Little Billy is sitting on the bench swing with his grandfather. He appears deep in thought when all of a sudden, he looks up and asks, “Grandpa?”
“Yes, Billy?” “After 65 years, you still call Grandma ‘Beautiful,’ ‘Darling,’ and ‘Honey.’ What’s the secret? The old guy replies, “Well, to be perfectly honest, I forgot her name 25 years ago, and at this point, I’m afraid to ask!”
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Joke Of The Day: Elevators
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Jun 282019
Jun 272019
Joke Of The Day: Pygmy Hunter
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Jun 272019
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A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy said, “Yes.” The hunter asked, “How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast like that?” “I killed it with my club.” The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?” The pigmy replied, “There’s about 60 of us.”
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