Whether you golf or not, these are AWESOME shoes!
Nike now markets Green Shoes, first seen at the 2013 Masters Tournament.
The Shoes, Look at the Bloody Shoes!
Sometimes I think I’m wasting my time with you!
(By the way, those shorts are known as ‘mumbles’ – you can see her lips moving but can’t hear what she is saying.)
Bob stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, “What the hell is taking so long?”
“My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse,” Bob explained. “I want to make a perfect shot.”
“Good lord!” his companion exclaimed. “You don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here.”
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.
They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”.
The second guy says, “Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit.”
So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it. He turns to his buddy and says, “Did you see it?”.
“Sure!”, says his buddy.
“Where did it go?”, the first guy asks.
The second old man thinks for a minute and says, “I can’t remember.”
