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Joke Of The Day: No ‘I’ In Team

Joke Of The Day: No 'I' In Team Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk.

“Remember, Ben,” he told him, “everyone on this team has an important role. There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’.”

“True,” said the boy. “But there is a ‘Ben’ in ‘bench’.”

 

 

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Unnecessary Roughness

Rubber Chicken A man took his wife, who had no interest in football, to the opening game at the local university. The home team was battered all over the field by the more dominant opponents. At one point, the referee blew his whistle; the call was “unnecessary roughness.”

“You mean to tell me,” the woman said to her husband, “That all that roughness up until now has been NECESSARY?”

 

 

 

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