Joke Of The Day: Unnecessary Roughness

Rubber Chicken A man took his wife, who had no interest in football, to the opening game at the local university. The home team was battered all over the field by the more dominant opponents. At one point, the referee blew his whistle; the call was “unnecessary roughness.”

“You mean to tell me,” the woman said to her husband, “That all that roughness up until now has been NECESSARY?”