Joke Of The Day: Charlie Two Shirts

Rubber Chicken An old Indian, Charlie Two Shirts, came rowing onto the dock on a lake. He tied his boat up and unloaded his fishing box that was full of fish.

The Game warden was standing there and said: “Charlie there aren’t that many fish in this lake. How did you get those?”

Charlie said: “Oh it is an old Indian method. Come with me and I show you!”

The Game Warden got in the boat and Charlie rowed out to a spot. He opened his tackle box and got out a weighted stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and tossed it overboard. Moments later there was a muffled explosion from below and several fish came floating up.

The Game Warden said: “Charlie it’s illegal to use dynamite for fishing. I can arrest your for that!”

Charlie reached into his tackle box again and pulled out another stick of dynamite. He lit the fuse and handed it to the Game Warden and said: “Are you gonna fish… or talk?”

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Man Overboard

Rubber Chicken An couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the man overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find him. So the captain sent the woman back to shore with the promise that he would notify her as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the woman got a fax from the ship. It read: “Ma’am, sorry to inform you, we found your husband dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled him up to the deck and attached to his back-end was an oyster and inside the oyster was a pearl worth $50,000… please advise.”

The woman faxed back: “Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.”

 

 

 

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