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Joke Of The Day: New Neighbor

Rubber Chicken A woman hears a knock a her door.

She answers and a man is standing on her front porch.

“Hello” he says, “I’m your new neighbor. I’m obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.”

“This is totally unacceptable,” she proclaims, “I’m calling my congressman!” And she slams the door.

A few seconds later there is another knock at the door. She opens the door and the same man is standing there.

“Hello, I’m your congressman.”

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: Bless Me, Father

Rubber Chicken A man walked into a Washington, D.C., Catholic Church confessional. He tells the priest, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I killed a congressman.”

The priest responds, “My son, I’m here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service work”

 

 

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