Clinton And Democrats Bomb In TV Ratings

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Sep 062012
 

Who didn’t see this coming?

Coverage of the Democratic National Convention earned a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating on ABC and a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating on CBS. However, these numbers are approximate and subject to more than typical adjustment.

Overnight ratings for Wednesday, September 5, 2012:

Time Net Show 18-49 Rating/Sh Viewers (millions)
8:00 NBC NFL Kickoff 2012- Live 5.5/17 14.32
CBS Big Brother 2.1/6 6.09
FOX So You Think You Can Dance 1.4/4 4.14
ABC The Middle – R 1.1/4 4.55
CW Oh Sit! 0.4/1 1.14
8:30 NBC NFL Football (8:30-11PM) – Live 8.7/23 21.81
ABC Suburgatory – R 0.9/2 3.28
9:00 ABC Modern Family – R 1.3/3 3.78
CBS Criminal Minds – R 1.2/3 5.16
CW Supernatural – R 0.3/1 0.78
9:30 ABC Suburgatory – R 1.0/3 2.97
10:00 CBS Democratic National Convention – Live 0.9/2 3.94
  ABC Democratic National Convention – Live 0.9/2 3.54

 

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Joke Of The Day: Clinton’s Gold Urinal

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Aug 152012
 

Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said, “when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn’t have something so self-indulgent!”

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill: “I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

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