Joke Of The Day: We Don’t Serve Rope

Rubber Chicken A small piece of rope climbed onto a bar stool.

The bartender said he did not serve rope in his bar, and tossed it out to the street.

The rope asked a passerby to tie him into a knot, and then ruffle both ends.

The rope went back into the bar, the bartender looked down at him and said, “Hey aren’t you that same piece of rope I just tossed out?”

The rope responded: “No sir, I am a frayed knot.”

 

 

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