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Joke Of The Day: 100-Year-Old Scotch

Rubber Chicken A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of 100-year-old scotch.

The bartender thinking the guy doesn’t know any better grabs a cheap bottle and pours a glass. The man immediately spits it out and says “I told you I wanted 100-year-old scotch”

The bartender figures the guy knows a little, and pours a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits it out and says “I told you. I want 100-year-old scotch, this is only 12-year-old scotch.

The bartender realizes the guy knows his stuff, and grabs his finest bottle of 36-year-old scotch, thinking there is no way this man knows the difference. The man takes a sip, spits it out and says, “Look, that was 36-year-old scotch. I’m going to tell you one last time. 100-year-old scotch or nothing.”

The bartender realizes he has no choice, and goes into the cellar. He finds an old dusty bottle, brings it up, pours a glass and hands it to the man. He takes a sip and goes “oh man. That is some good 100-year-old scotch”

Meanwhile, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching this whole thing. He walks up to the man with a drink and says “here, try this”

The man spits it out and says “Dear god. That tastes like piss!”

The drunk says, “yeah, but how old am I?”

 

 

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The Godfather Bar In Sicily

The Godfather Bar - Vitelli in Savoca
Bar Vitelli in Savoca, Sicily.

The Sicilian bar in The Godfather, where Michael Corleone asked the father of Apollinia to help arrange the match, is still open for business today. Nothing has changed at Bar Vitelli since the movie’s release in 1972.

The Godfather Bar In Sicily

This video shows Bar Vitelli and the surrounding streets in Savoca.

In The Godfather, Sonny Corleone murders two enemies, then flees from New York City to hide in Italy. He goes to the a small town in Sicily and meets a pretty woman named Apollonia. He approaches her father at a bar and asks for permission to court her. You can watch the scene here.

The scenes were shot in the Sicilian town of Savoca. The bar is a real bar called Bar Vitelli. It still exists and remains open.

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Joke Of The Day: Old Timers Bar

Rubber Chicken Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.”

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

There’s a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, “That’s 10 cents each, please.”

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can’t believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,”That’s 40 cents, please.”

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They’ve each had two martinis and haven’t even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, “How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?”

“I’m a retired tailor from Phoenix ,” the bartender says, “and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it’s all the same.”

“Wow! That’s some story!” one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can’t help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don’t have any drinks in front of them and haven’t ordered anything the whole time they’ve been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, “What’s with them?”

The bartender says, “They’re retired people from Florida.They’re waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons.”

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: A Good Bar

Rubber Chicken “As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home.
In Glasgow , there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. “Back home in me favorite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

“Did this actually happen to you?”

“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”

 

 

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