Random Riddle: Groups

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Nov 082024
 
As you may know, a group of fish is called a “school”, a group of lions is called a “pride”, and a group of seagulls is called a “flock”. Some are a little more unusual. See if you can guess what animals belong to the following groups:

Crash
Exaltation
Mob
Murder
Parliament
Pod
Sounder
 

Random Riddle: Groups

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Twelve Again

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Nov 082024
 
Joke Of The Day: Twelve Again A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off

He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.

‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied,

Still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,

And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;

The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,

The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.

Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s

Where he ordered her a Happy Meal

With extra fries and a chocolate shake…

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,

A huge Cola, and her favorite sweets……M&M’s…

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband

And collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile

And lovingly asked,

‘Well, Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’

Her eyes slowly opened

And her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: The Letter O

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Nov 072024
 
The letter “o” has been removed from the following words. Can you guess them all?

1) utdr
2) bnxius
3) drus
4) nlker
5) nmatpeia
6) ppsitin
7) rthdx
8) cckat
9) prtbell
10) vd
 

Random Riddle: The Letter O