Joke Of The Day: Overturned Livestock Truck

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Nov 102024
 
Joke Of The Day: Overturned Livestock Truck A livestock truck overturned in my town. A TV reporter was doing the broadcast and stated, “Two cows, Black and Gus, escaped into the nearby woods.”

After the commercial break, the reporter corrected himself, “About that overturned truck, make those Black Angus cattle.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: On a Transcontinental Train

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Nov 092024
 
Joke Of The Day: On a Transcontinental Train A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he passed gas.

 

 

 

 

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