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Joke Of The Day: That’s Weird

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Apr 212025

Instead of Drew, I’m going to name my kid Driew.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, but it’s only weird if you read it backwards.

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Apr 202025

Just downloaded the titanic soundtrack.

It’s syncing right now.

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Apr 192025

A couple is lying in bed.

The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”

The woman replies, “I’ll miss you!”

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Apr 182025

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.

So… the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is pissed.

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Apr 172025

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?”

“My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.”

“Oh? And what does your father do?”

“He’s in the Army, sir.”