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Joke Of The Day: Losing Weight

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Jul 092025

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

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Jul 082025

I put my cat on a vegan diet.

One vegan a day is enough for her.

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Jul 072025

A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”

“Yes, my husband,” she says.

Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?”

“Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.”

The husband smiles. “Heaven must be an amazing place.”

“I wouldn’t know,” she says. “I’m not in heaven.”

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Jul 062025

Last Sunday, at the start of church, I cut the smelliest fart.

I had to sit in my own pew for the entire service.

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Jul 052025

A reporter was interviewing a couple on their golden wedding anniversary. “In all that time, did you ever consider a divorce?”

“Oh, no, not divorce — we’re too old-fashioned for that,” the wife said. “Murder sometimes, but never divorce.”