Joke Of The Day: Actors

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Jun 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Actors Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Water Hole

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Jun 042025
 
Joke Of The Day: Water Hole I was walking down the street the other day and a guy just came right up to me shouting ‘water hole, water hole…’

I didn’t understand what he was getting at, but I’m sure he meant well.

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fired

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Jun 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: Fired I was fired from my job because I asked my customers whether they preferred ‘smoking’ or ‘non-smoking’.

Apparently the correct terms are ‘cremation’ and ‘burial’.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Two Swedes Fishing

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Jun 012025
 
Joke Of The Day: Two Swedes Fishing Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin’ in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin’ down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over six months.”

Ole sips his beer and says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”

 

 

 

 

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