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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.
“Let’s try to make this look natural,” she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand on my wallet?”
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Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He would complain about everything. One day he went to plow the field with his mule. He complained so much that the mule got annoyed and kicked him to death.
At the funeral, when the men walked by the wife, she nodded her head up and down in a “Yes” motion. Every time the women walked by, she shook her head side to side to indicate “No.” The minister asked, “Why are you shaking your head yes for men and no for women?” Her response was, “The men would say how sorry they felt for me, and I was saying, ‘Yes, I’ll be all right.’ When the women walked by, they were asking, ‘Is the mule for sale?’”
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A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,
“Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom — I’ll show you how.”
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