Joke Of The Day: Married Women

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Feb 082026
 
Joke Of The Day: Married Women Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Through the Bad Times

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Feb 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Through the Bad Times A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”

“What, dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

“I think you’re bad luck.”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Crime Report

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Feb 062026
 
Joke Of The Day - Chicken ”Didn’t you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” asked the policeman.

“No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt,” replied the woman.

 

 

 

 

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