Common Sense Evaluation

“I’ve been looking at our expenses, and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!”

“Different how?” his wife asked.

“Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn’t need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn’t need a maid!” her husband retorted.

She looked at him and responded: “If you knew how to satisfy a woman, we wouldn’t need a gardener, a mechanic, and a pool cleaner!”

Creating a master account, the computer asks him for his password. He enters the word penis.

The computer responds: “Your password is not long enough!”