Joke Of The Day: Dr. Smith

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Jun 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: Dr. Smith When I was a medical student, my ‘Firm’ was about to start our psychiatry rotation. On the first day we turned up on the Psychiatric ward a bit worried about how we may find it, having heard rumors as you do.

We were quite relieved when the Registrar, Dr. Smith, introduced himself and took us into the teaching room to tell us about all the patients on the ward; he did a good job.

Unfortunately, our fears returned after 1/2 hour when the proper registrar arrived and introduced us to Dr. Smith who was, in fact, one of the patients himself.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Family Hotel Stay

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Jun 182025
 
Joke Of The Day: Family Hotel Stay A man is checking into a hotel with his family.

He tells the clerk, ‘I hope the porn is disabled.’

The clerk says, ‘No. It’s just regular porn, you sick bastard.’

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Dangerous New Virus

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Jun 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Dangerous New Virus A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life.

If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They’re available at your local grocery store.

Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning to five friends. If you don’t have five friends, you’re already infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.

 

 

 

 

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