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So, a man is going to the airport, but he leaves his luggage in the taxi and the driver leaves with it. When he tries to contact the company they can’t find it, but they say that when he paid for the ride in advance, he agreed that none of his belongings were the company’s responsibility.
The man goes to a lawyer to talk about a lawsuit, but after hearing the story, the lawyer says “It sounds like you’ve already lost your case.”
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Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so.” That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.
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