Joke Of The Day: Kidnapped Wife

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Jul 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: Kidnapped Wife A man’s wife gets kidnapped

4 days later he receives a package

With part of an ear, part of a nose, and a severed finger

With her ring still on it…

He sends back a note that he needs more proof

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Bad Mother

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Jul 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Bad Mother A mother walks up to her only son and says, “John, am I a bad mother?”

And her son says, “My name is Paul!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Children’s Home Donation

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Jul 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: Children's Home Donation A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, “I’m collecting donations for the new children’s home we’re building. I hope you’ll give what you can.”

“To be sure,” said the beleaguered woman, “I’ll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each.”

 

 

 

 

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