Joke Of The Day: Falling Off

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Sep 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: Falling Off This morning, as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Fortune Teller

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Aug 312025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Fortune Teller A man went to a fortune teller, and she told him in exactly 14 years he would suffer one of the greatest heartbreaks of his life.

So to cheer himself up he went out and bought a puppy.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Fortune

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Aug 302025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Fortune When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.