Joke Of The Day: Going to the Bathroom

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Jul 242025
 
Joke Of The Day: Going to the Bathroom I went to the bathroom at a restaurant today and was extra careful.

I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue, then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow. When I returned to my table, I realized…

I forgot to pull up my pants.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: First Sunburn

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Jul 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: First Sunburn Mary was four and was just beginning to peel from her very first sunburn.

As she looked in the mirror, tears filled her eyes, and she said, “Look at me. I’m only four, and I’m already starting to wear out!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: No Kids

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Jul 222025
 
Joke Of The Day: No Kids My wife and I have decided we don’t want any kids.

She’s going to tell them tonight.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Children’s Logic

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Jul 212025
 
Joke Of The Day: Children's Logic “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.

The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the boy aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

“Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child!”

 

 

 

 

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