Common Sense Evaluation

He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now”, so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.

The man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”

“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.

The man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Ugh!!”

The waitress is a little taken aback, but stays calm and asks him, “No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”

The man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”

On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that reads NO SOLICITATION and asks me, “Do you know what this means?”

I say, “Sir, I know just how to help you with that.”