Joke Of The Day: Coin Toss

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Aug 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: Coin Toss A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots.

On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.

Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied, “Now, when you toss a coin, you can simply call…. ‘Ted’s or Hale’s’.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Talking Clock

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Aug 212025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Talking Clock A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, “What’s that big brass basin for?”

“That’s the talking clock,” answered the man. He gave it an ear shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, “Knock it off, it’s 2 a.m., you idiot!”

 

 

 

 

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