Jokes Joke Of The Day: Where’d We Get Him? November 27, 2024October 27, 2024 gags Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Michael Jackson’s Drink November 26, 2024October 26, 2024 gags Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite drink? A: Teahee.
Jokes Joke Of The Day: A Melon Wedding November 25, 2024October 25, 2024 gags Two melons are planning their wedding. One is going on about how much everything costs and wondering why they can’t scale back. The other replies, “sorry but we cantaloupe.”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: At the Art Gallery November 24, 2024November 24, 2024 gags A couple is going to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?” The husband replies: “Autumn.”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: A Carpenter at the Dentist November 23, 2024October 23, 2024 gags Did you hear about the carpenter that had to go to the dentist? He couldn’t stop biting his nails.
