Joke Of The Day: The Fortune Teller

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Aug 312025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Fortune Teller A man went to a fortune teller, and she told him in exactly 14 years he would suffer one of the greatest heartbreaks of his life.

So to cheer himself up he went out and bought a puppy.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Fortune

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Aug 302025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Fortune When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost Luggage

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Aug 292025
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost Luggage So, a man is going to the airport, but he leaves his luggage in the taxi and the driver leaves with it. When he tries to contact the company they can’t find it, but they say that when he paid for the ride in advance, he agreed that none of his belongings were the company’s responsibility.

The man goes to a lawyer to talk about a lawsuit, but after hearing the story, the lawyer says “It sounds like you’ve already lost your case.”