Joke Of The Day: A Wheelbarrow Full of Quarters

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Oct 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Wheelbarrow Full of Quarters A young woman goes into a bank pushing a wheelbarrow full of quarters. The back manager walks by and says, “My goodness! Did you hoard all those quarters?”

The girl looks at the wheelbarrow, then back to the manager and says, “No, sir. My sister whored half of them.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Home Early

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Oct 182025
 
JJoke Of The Day: Home Early Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”

Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”

Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”

Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Pick Pocket

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Oct 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Pick Pocket I know a guy who is 4’2″ tall. I found out he had his wallet stolen by a pick pocket.

How could anyone stoop so low?

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost in Canada

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Oct 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost in Canada An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost.

Finally, they came into a city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so they pulled up to the curb, and the lady rolled down her window and asked: “Excuse me, sir. Where are we?”

The gentleman on the street replied, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”

The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said, “We really are lost. They don’t even speak English here!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lot’s Wife

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Oct 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: Lot's Wife The Sunday School teacher described how Lot’s wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.

Suddenly Jimmy interrupted. “My mom looked back once while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”