Common Sense Evaluation

One evening, while getting undressed, Kelly playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, give me a Beautiful Giant Bubble Ass”.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her ass grow into a perfectly round, firm butt.

Excitedly, she runs and screams at her husband, “Look at my beautiful giant ass!” She then tells him what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash … and his legs fall off.
 

“Well, no, sir,” he replied, caught off-guard by the question. “Your daughter and I were thinking we’d just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
 

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and you would spend only $150?”

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”