Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm Jokes No Responses » Apr 272026 A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for some lip balm. The clerk says, Cash or change? The duck responds by saying, Just put it on my bill!
Joke Of The Day: Snowman’s Favorite Food Jokes No Responses » Apr 262026 What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Brrrr-ito.
Joke Of The Day: Mugged While Jogging Jokes No Responses » Apr 252026 As I was doing my jogging exercise on the road this morning, I got mugged! I told the police, “First, I got hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and finally a tuba.” The policeman said, “I think this was an orchestrated attack.”
Joke Of The Day: The Bathroom Jokes No Responses » Apr 242026 I realized I had to use the bathroom. I got up and walked to the pantry. I forgot why I was going to the pantry. I remembered that I had to go and went to the bathroom. While I was sitting there, I realized why I had to go to the pantry: to get toilet paper.
Joke Of The Day: House Numbers Jokes No Responses » Apr 232026 I once walked down a street where the house numbers were 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1mb. It was a trip down memory lane.
