May 302026
 
Joke Of The Day: Don't Despair Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.

As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair, Sister Barbara,” on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man’s attention, and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.

The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. “What’s this?” she asked. “That’s the $8,000 you have coming, Sister,” he replied. “Don’t Despair paid 80 to 1.”

 

 

 

 

May 292026
 
Joke Of The Day: War During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The sergeant said, “How’d you learn to shoot like that? Have you ever been in combat before?” “Well, suh,” drawled the boy, “to be honest, this is my first public war.”

 

 

 

 

May 272026
 
Joke Of The Day: Fair? After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.

“Mrs. Frobisher, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.”

“Fair to both?!” exclaimed Mrs. Frobisher. “I could have done that myself! What’s the point of hiring a lawyer then?”

 

 

 

 

May 262026
 
Joke Of The Day: Good News and Bad News There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”