Joke Of The Day: On the Lake

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Oct 212025
 
Joke Of The Day: On the Lake On the lake, I accidentally bumped into a lady’s canoe. She then paddled after me for ages, yelling and screaming.

Real case of rowed rage.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Driving by an Insane Asylum

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Oct 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: Driving by an Insane Asylum A man was driving by an insane asylum when he got a flat tire. He pulled over to change the tire, when he noticed one of the inmates watching him from behind the iron gate. The man nervously jacks up the car and removes the hubcap of the flattened tire. He then carefully removes each of the lug nuts and places them in the upturned hubcap so they will not get lost. All the while, the inmate silently watches him.

He removes the damaged tire and replaces it with his spare tire. As he reaches to retrieve a lug nut, he accidentally tips over the hubcap, and all 4 of the lug nuts fly out and fall down the storm drain.

Now the driver is in a real panic, he cannot replace the tire, and he dare not ask for help… when suddenly the inmate speaks. “Why don’t you just remove one lug nut from each of the other tires, install them on the replacement tire? Then drive down the street to the auto garage and buy four more lug nuts?”

The driver looks up in astonishment at the inmate and says… “That’s brilliant! But if you’re so smart, what are you doing in there?”

To which the inmate responds… “I may be crazy… but I’m not stupid”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Wheelbarrow Full of Quarters

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Oct 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Wheelbarrow Full of Quarters A young woman goes into a bank pushing a wheelbarrow full of quarters. The back manager walks by and says, “My goodness! Did you hoard all those quarters?”

The girl looks at the wheelbarrow, then back to the manager and says, “No, sir. My sister whored half of them.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Home Early

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Oct 182025
 
JJoke Of The Day: Home Early Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”

Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”

Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”

Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Pick Pocket

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Oct 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Pick Pocket I know a guy who is 4’2″ tall. I found out he had his wallet stolen by a pick pocket.

How could anyone stoop so low?