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Q: What do you call a tea that tastes sometimes like tea and sometimes like coffee?
A: Uncertainty.
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May 282025
May 272025
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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May 262025
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A lawyer sold his well to an old man.
Two days later, the lawyer came to the old man and said, “Sir, I sold you the well, but it’s not with the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra.” The old man smiled and replied, “Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow.”
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May 252025
May 242025