Joke Of The Day: The Recovery Room

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Nov 302025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Recovery Room Waking up in the recovery room after surgery, I discovered my throat was dry and sore from the oxygen tube they had inserted. One of the nurses asked if I would like some ice chips to help alleviate the problem.

“You know what,” I said to her, “I’ll give you ten dollars if you bring me a soft drink.”

“Ten dollars?” she said. “Mr. Lucas, this is a hospital. A Dr Pepper here costs a hundred dollars.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: True/False Test

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Nov 292025
 
Joke Of The Day: True/False Test Mrs. Baker, a fifth grade teacher, observed a student in her class during a True/False test, flipping a coin and then choosing an answer.

Mrs. Baker thought to herself, “Hah! Norman didn’t study again.”

This answer selection method continued throughout the entire test.

After Norman was obviously finished, Mrs. Baker again watched Norman flipping the coin and continuing through the test a second time.

“Norman, what are you doing now?” asked Mrs. Baker.

Norman replied, “I’m doing what you always tell us to do! I’m checking my answers!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Guts and Balls

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Nov 282025
 
Joke Of The Day: Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your Wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Covered With Leaves

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Nov 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: Covered With Leaves A couple are going to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?”

The husband replies: “Autumn.”

 

 

 

 

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