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Lizards make good flooring salespeople.
They really know how to rep tile.
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Joke Of The Day: Lizards
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Jan 232026
Joke Of The Day: Teaching English
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Jan 222026
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A Missionary is sent to Brazil to spread the good word. He figures the first thing he needs to do is teach them English. So, he takes a walk with one of the elders and as they walk, the missionary spots a tree. He stands back and points at the tree and says “Tree” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the tree and says “Tree”.
They walk a little further and the missionary spots a rock. He stands back and points at the rock and says “Rock” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the rock and says “Rock”. As they continue walking, the missionary looks over and sees a couple doing the deed. He’s thinking he doesn’t want to teach them any bad words, so he points at the couple and says, “Riding a Bicycle”. The elder jumps back, pulls his bow and arrow off his back, and shoots the naked man in the butt. He then points, shaking his finger and says, “Riding MY Bicycle”.
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Joke Of The Day: Pop Corn Army
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Jan 212026
Joke Of The Day: A Speeding Car
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Jan 202026
Joke Of The Day: A Sexual Problem
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Jan 192026
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“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”
“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.” The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.” The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”
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