Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin’ in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin’ down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over six months.”
Ole sips his beer and says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”
Old man goes to the judge to get his name changed. Judge asks for the reason for it.
Old man: “I’m old, I can’t keep up with the name anymore.”
Judge: “And what is your name?”
Old man: “John Hastings.”
Judge: “And what name would you rather have?”
Old man: “John Relaxings.”